My name is AJ, and I have been a suckaholic all my life

That's right, I suck really badly. Sometimes I think I'm awesome, but then I realise, no, actually I just suck. Other times people say nice things about me, and I'm all like "that's nice, I have a warm feeling inside now" but then I realise the warm feeling is because I just wet my pants, and I remember that I completely suck.

P.S. I lied in my last post. Matt is totally cool and if it was legal I would marry him.